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castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:10:19 -0400

eyelikeamagpie:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green abandons his children

john winchester

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

award winning author

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:09:28 -0400

award winning author

windyegberts: prettyboyandmoose: dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:02:07 -0400

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened

221bitssmallerontheoutside: #fuck this tree in particular.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:01:07 -0400

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#fuck this tree in particular.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:18:25 -0400

casandthewinchesters: ‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:25 -0400

casandthewinchesters:

‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf

writingsforwinter: Rebloggable by request.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:15 -0400

writingsforwinter:

Rebloggable by request.

seerofsarcasm: nocommericalvalue: awildhare: Just a friendly...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:04:44 -0400

seerofsarcasm:

nocommericalvalue:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.

Fuck yeah

That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:03:03 -0400

nowthatsanairship: j-sporadically: Best part of my day?...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:10 -0400

nowthatsanairship:

j-sporadically:

Best part of my day?
Watching this clip, on repeat.

Another fun thing you can do with the Bean in Chicago—you know, besides time travel through it

redskyknight: madammistress: theimpossibleathlete: kenporusty:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:01:23 -0400

redskyknight:

madammistress:

theimpossibleathlete:

kenporusty:

totalnerdatheart:

carryon-mywayward-fandoms:

hetastein:

scorpio-dreams:

supercreatural:

alpacayaoi:

karkaliciousbanana:

little-asshole-sauces:

relhatetionship:

lunarch-sounds:

jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

kankriships:

metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO

MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman

thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

I’m Disney’s Hercules. Bitchin’.

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:

Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.

..i am a kung-fu fighter

AW HELL YEAH

i’m a millionare

aw hell yes

supeRNATURAL

IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO

Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra

The last movie I watched was “American Psycho”…so I’m a serial killer and a businesswoman?

WELP.

Hmm. I don’t remember the last movie I watched, but I do remember that I was watching Ouran High School Host Club today so…

I’m a cross-dressing host?

Men in Black.

An emotionally compromised Starfleet captain with questionable feelings for his friend?

I can do zat.

I am Iron Man!! *cue music*

Superman… Can I be Lois Lane instead? plz???

Warm Bodies.

So I’m the leader of a Zombie (transformational) revolution.

Ew. But I’d have to be a zombie first.

Everyone seems to be doing last thing they watched instead of last movie they watched, and frankly I’m okay with that. I’d rather be a werewolf/high school student (Teen Wolf) than Shrek, mostly because I’m not sure Shrek even does anything that even vaguely counts as a job????

WAIT. I get to rescue and then fall in love with a hot, badass princess. Nevermind, I’ll totally be Shrek.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:48:08 -0400

jediwizardtimelord: savageborn: SPACE SPAAACE MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE LOOK AT IT ITS SO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:46:17 -0400

jediwizardtimelord:

savageborn:

SPACE

SPAAACE

MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE

LOOK AT IT

ITS SO SCARY

AND PRETTY

HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPACE.

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:44:37 -0400

wilwheaton: joehillsthrills: I was feeling a little blue and I...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:40:52 -0400

wilwheaton:

joehillsthrills:

I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!

Sigh. Going to bed now.

PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.

For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.

So we're in an Irish pub, and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:08:17 -0400

Brother: It's only little Irish. But it's Irish.

Dad: What is? Whiskey?

Brother:

Brother: No. This music.

theperksofbeingseamus: Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:07:44 -0400

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

nosdrinker: everyone’s being negative about dads today so this post is for all the cool dads out...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:02:21 -0400

nosdrinker:

everyone’s being negative about dads today so this post is for all the cool dads out there. you did good i love you

notdeansdivision: not-thefunniestblog: if you are not excited...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:02:05 -0400

notdeansdivision:

not-thefunniestblog:

if you are not excited for this you are so wrong

AHHHH

AHHHHHHHHH

NOOGJFOOGOGOGJROEIFg

snorl4x: how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:00:51 -0400

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????